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Somehow Newcastle lost at the weekend. And Callum’s in a bad mood. But luckily for us, he gives us five minutes to analyse where it all went wrong. Should Trent Alexander-Arnold have been sent off along with Virgil van Dijk? And what do the boys make of the unprecedented increase in yellow and red cards? Michail is at it again! Last week the boys dissected a sweet right-footed strike into the bottom left corner. This week they dissect a sweet right-footed strike into the left corner. But which one was better?Surprisingly, Callum was singing Michail’s praises. But he also noticed a poor performance from the West Ham man in his post-match interview. We take another listen and the boys argue over who is better in front of the cameras. We’re only three games in and already a lot of people are handing City the league title. But surely not?! Who else do the boys think will be up there? Are Spurs in with a shout? Big Ange Postecoglou is making waves at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (and with Robbie Williams), but how far can he take them?In Footballers Unfiltered this week, we get an update on Detective Wilson’s investigation into Sandro Tonali’s Wetherspoons jaunt, Callum picks his dream Champions League opponents and Michail chooses between presenting the pod with 5 Callum Wilsons or one 5-year-old Callum Wilson. Have something you want to ask the boys? Email them at ffp@bbc.co.uk.

In this episode Jermain and Troy are paying homage to the technicians: the players with the best first touch in men’s football. They discuss their favourites from back in the day and from the modern era. Who did JD always want in his 5-a-side team at Spurs and which midfield maestro has big legs but arms like biscuits? They also reminisce over how they improved their first touch as kids, how a video of Manchester United’s treble-winning season helped Troy’s development and reveal the players whose first touch was honking.

Michail put in a shift against Chelsea! It’s fair to say it got pundits singing his praises. So no surprises, he’s buzzing this week. What did his side do differently to nullify Chelsea’s threat? And personally, did Michail change his approach at all? The Antonio love-in continued as he made the Fantasy Premier League team of the week. But do the boys think about how many points they are earning for players who pick them? And do they play the game themselves? Lucas Paqueta was heavily involved in the game at the weekend, scoring the winning penalty and playing a blinder after a difficult week off the pitch. Did any of the noise affect him going into the match? Caicedo had a bit of a horror show on his debut against the Hammers, but how hard is it to come into the side as the British record signing? Away from the London Stadium, Newcastle came out as unlucky losers against Man City. Was it simply a case of a brilliant goal against the best side in the league? Or would Callum have changed anything about how they approached the fixture?Jurgen Klopp caused a bit of a storm with his own fans after asking them not to sing his song. What did the boys make of that? Was he within his rights, or should fans be able to sing whatever they want? A bumper Footballers Unfiltered this week as Callum gives us the inside scoop on Sandro Tonali’s unexpected trip to Wetherspoons, the boys discuss the weirdest places fans have asked for photos and Michail claims he’d score 30 goals a season if he played up front for Man City. Want to get in touch with a question or a comment? Email the boys directly via ffp@bbc.co.uk.